Saturday, January 28, 2012

Word to the Wise

Word to the wise is really a fake compliment you give someone before you tell them, "you're doing it wrong."
  • Word to the wise, it goes in the other hole.
  • Word to the wise, the douche nozzle is facing the wrong direction.
  • Word to the wise, she has herpes and you're drunk. And that SHE is a HE.
  • Word to the wise, spray some deoderant up in there yo.
Okay genius, this is your phone taking over....
  • Word to the wise, that last one wasn't even funny.
Okay phone.....
  • Word to the wise PHONE, if you don't stop it I'm dropping you in the toilet. AGAIN.
Okay STUPID....
  • Well word to the wise, because now you have shit on your face.

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