SS 8:48 AM
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VG 8:49 AM
awwww
thanks dollface
SS 8:49 AM
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VG 8:49 AM
oh...you weren't done yet....
SS 8:49 AM
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DAY TO YOU!!!!!
(G)
VG 8:50 AM
pppffftttthhhhbbbttttthhhh
^ that's me blowing out the candles
SS 8:51 AM
LOLOLOL
VG 8:51 AM
:D
SS 8:51 AM
YOU ARE SO FUNNY
I WOULD'VE LAUGHED OUT LOUD BUT THIS OFFICE IS SO QUIET EVERYONE WOULD'VE HEARD ME
i'm so glad you were born. you make me so happy.
VG 8:52 AM
aw, if they don't like the sound of your laugh, then they probably also eat children for dinner ---> no souls
SS 8:52 AM
i love having you around, breathing and being.
VG 8:52 AM
wow. that's probably one of the best birthday sentiments i've received
thank you, friend
SS 8:52 AM
thank you.
guess what!?
say "what?"
VG 8:52 AM
um. you got me a stripper?
SS 8:52 AM
no
VG 8:52 AM
oh, i mean...
what?
SS 8:53 AM
its your birthday, but its not all about you.
this is about me!
guess what?
VG 8:53 AM
you're pregnant
SS 8:53 AM
omg
what do i have to do to get you to say 'what?"
guess what
VG 8:53 AM
i DID
WHAT?
SS 8:53 AM
okay now i am laughing out loud
and here they come
with the fire plan
VG 8:54 AM
muahahahahahahahaha <---evil laugh --->rubs hands together
SS 8:54 AM
guess what
VG 8:54 AM
WHAT IS IT WOMAN?
stop telling me to guess
VG 8:54 AM
i don't think you understand what that word means
SS 8:54 AM
i'm smooooooooooooth
SS 8:54 AM
my skin is so happy
do you like how i received a present from you on your birthday???
VG 8:54 AM
aw, i'm so glad it's making you happy
SS 8:54 AM
that's the kind of woman you are
lol
VG 8:54 AM
i know! that makes me the most awesome person on the planet
SS 8:54 AM
dude
the awesomest!!!
VG 8:55 AM
well, doll, thanks for putting a smile on my face
SS 8:55 AM
i love you my friend
happy birthday
VG 8:55 AM
love you too (U)
oh god wrong one
(L)
much better
thank you
SS 8:55 AM
no, that's your heart breaking cause i'm not there!
ha!
VG 8:56 AM
oh, yes, that's exactly what i meant but i didn't want you to see MY PAIN
is it naptime yet?
SS 8:57 AM
i know dude
winter makes me sleepy
and fat
can you cut hair?
i need someone to cut my fake hair
lol
VG 8:57 AM
ME???
SS 8:57 AM
i'm asking all my friends
so far no takers
VG 8:57 AM
don't ask my two old barbies, that's for sure. baldy and baldy II
SS 8:57 AM
ha
VG 8:58 AM
so yeah, not really. what about T? she gets fake hair all the time.
SS 8:58 AM
well i'm just gonna have to cut it myself
girl this fake hair thing is fantastic
i'm telling you
its awesome]
i love it
VG 8:58 AM
don't do that. YOU WILL REGRET IT. i did it once to my REAL hair and the next "professional" who cut it said, "god, whoever cut your hair last BUTCHERED it"
i was all, yeah, that b*tch!
SS 8:58 AM
i may cut it before i glue it in
VG 8:58 AM
but i was poor and in college and a girl's gotsta get laid
is it too long? what kind of cut are we talking?
so you're trying to avoid paying someone, amiright?
SS 8:59 AM
well, i would have to pay someone to put it in, then cut it
they won't just cut ie
it
VG 9:00 AM
*side note: aren't you worry about what glue on your head does to your brain?
SS 9:00 AM
that is the beauty of it
VG 9:00 AM
i mean, i love glue as much as the next person, but i would worry about seepage
SS 9:00 AM
there is a product that you put over your hair that dries like paper
its like a gel that dries and creates a barrier between your hair and the glue
its awesome
i guess more like a gel than like paper
there is two layers of product, then the gluw
glue
VG 9:02 AM
you're worrying me
so you have two layers of gunk and then glue over that?
SS 9:02 AM
pretty cool stuff!!! if you can get past the whole imported indian hair thing
VG 9:02 AM
how is that better?
imported from india?
shave your head. STAT.
SS 9:02 AM
better than the formaldehyde in the relaxer!
VG 9:02 AM
THUMP
that's the sound of me passing out
SS 9:02 AM
girl being black is tough!
VG 9:03 AM
apparently being a white friend is too. i have a knot on my head now and i'm worried you'll get wet brain from all that glue and indian important gunk.
SS 9:03 AM
black women should get a stipend from the government just because of the crap we have to do to our hair
VG 9:03 AM
hahahahaha
that's funny
SS 9:03 AM
i wish the whole afro thing from the sixies had caught on more than it did
VG 9:03 AM
why don't you just fro it?
can you?
i've been informed that apparently not all black people can go a fro
SS 9:04 AM
my hair is kind of straight anyway, so it can't really fro
VG 9:04 AM
how am i supposed to know these things unless i'm told?
so you put relaxer on straight hair?
yeah, the glue has DEFINITELY sunk it
in
i would so fro it if i could
SS 9:04 AM
its not super straight like yours, but not afro like tawny
its in between
VG 9:05 AM
i'd be like, i need to tickets please, one for me, one for my fro
my fro would have it's own zip code
and i would let birds live in there
but no rodents, cause gross
i mean, baby birds, 24/7? YES PLEASE!
SS 9:06 AM
i want to grow out the relaxer, so its either shave it or
VG 9:06 AM
glue head
i hear ya
i'm pumping my fist in solidarity for your non-relaxed hair
hahaha. this has been one of the best IM conversations in a long a$$ time. thanks! i need to work now. apparently. ugh.
SS 9:07 AM
i know
alot to absorb
in one im
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